Wednesday, February 13, 2008

In a World Where Bail Costs $200...

As reported by Chad, Ridley Scott is making a movie based on
. Chad pooh-poohs the idea, but I see a few interesting directions this could take:

  • "What do you expect me to do, Race Car, mortgage Baltic Avenue?" "No, Mr. Thimble, I expect you to die."
  • "Pop quiz hot-shot: You've just rolled your second doubles. If you roll doubles again, the bus explodes. If you don't roll doubles, I kill every man, woman, and child in Marvin Gardens. What do you do? What do you do?!"
  • "Ye can take our hotels, but ye'll never take our FREEDOM!!"