Act IV, Scene I
- what wizardry is this!? svn supports symlinks? A dark Filesystem. In the middle, a Repository boiling. Thunder. Enter the three Programmers. 1 P ROGRAMMER. Thrice the padded buf hath oe'r runn'd. 2 P ROGRAMMER . Thrice and once, the platter spun. 3 P ROGRAMMER . Hexate cries:—'tis time! 'tis time! 1 P ROGRAMMER . Round about the repo go; In spaghetti'd source code throw.— Functors, that on blackest ARM, Caused a user grievous harm; Refactor'd business logic got, Compile first i' the charmed pot! A LL. Double, double toil and trouble; Cycles burn, and repo bubble. 2 P ROGRAMMER . Mock-up of an inode struct, In the repo run amock; Superblock, corrupt extent, File flat, and file bent, Meta data, magic prop, B-tree hash, and sign that's dropped,— For VCS of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. A LL